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|<!--1-->I can’t put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny. | |||
|<!--2-->Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction! | |||
|<!--3-->Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 «Aaah! Gorillas!»] | |||
|<!--4-->[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength! | |||
|<!--5-->[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] — I had no idea elephants could bounce that high! | |||
|<!--6-->[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer! | |||
|<!--7-->The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf? | |||
|<!--8-->«Dwarf Fortress» … «Как шахматы, только с маленькими людьми, которые могут [[fire|вспыхнуть]], как старые [[clothing|тряпки]], пропитаные дёгтем, и литрами [[booze|бухла]].» … «Ну как шахматы.» | |||
|<!--9-->Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world’s problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]]. | |||
|<!--10-->Бухло делает всю работу в фортах. Дварфы — всего лишь экзоскелеты для бухла. | |||
|<!--11-->Мой валяющийся без сознания и истекающий кровью [[mayor|мэр]] только что издал указ о создании некоторых вещей. | |||
|<!--12-->I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people. | |||
|<!--13-->Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal. | |||
|<!--14-->Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong! | |||
|<!--15-->The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me… | |||
|<!--16-->Wait, you’re MAKING animals?<br />—''Torak''<br />At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br />—''Spiders Everywhere'' | |||
|<!--17-->«Didn’t you read the manual? He he he he… the manual… …»<br />--[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--18-->(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br />--Sowelu<br /><br />Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br />--Sean Mirrsen | |||
|<!--19-->[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can’t drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br />--AlienChickenPie | |||
|<!--20-->«<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats.»<br />--[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--21-->«I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren’t being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example.»<br />--[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--22-->«You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!»<br />--Savok | |||
|<!--23-->«What happened in 1048?» «Jreengus occurred.» | |||
|<!--24-->Making rock instruments isn’t nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn | |||
|<!--25-->The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off… I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--26-->[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn’t actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results. | |||
|<!--27-->Endok Cerolneth has begun a mysterious construction! | |||
Endok Cerolneth, Planter has given birth to a girl. | |||
|<!--28-->«Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi.» «Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home.» --Eita | |||
|<!--29-->«Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves.» --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--30-->«…And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!» --Zero | |||
|<!--31-->«This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality.» — [http://tinyurl.com/6yruly Soup_alex] | |||
|<!--32-->«The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition — a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!» --Fedor | |||
|<!--33-->«Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them.» --Yanlin | |||
|<!--34-->«Dwarf Fortress taught me it was okay to make a suit out of my neighbour’s skin, as long as I gave it a name.» | |||
|<!--35-->«Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants» --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--36-->«There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game.» --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--37-->«Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?» --StrawberryBunny | |||
|<!--38-->«It’s never 'just a game' when you’re losing.»<br />--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress) | |||
|<!--39-->Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway. | |||
|<!--40-->Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals «off screen» for your benefit. | |||
|<!--41-->Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions. «There! Now we’ve covered all of the seven deadly sins.» | |||
|<!--42-->«Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death.» | |||
|<!--43-->«Known bug #780: Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer’s stolen weapon stuck in his body.» | |||
|<!--44-->«Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane.» --Ben jamm1n | |||
|<!--45-->Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious. | |||
|<!--46-->Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers. Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy. | |||
|<!--47-->Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels. | |||
|<!--48-->Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. --Fuzzy | |||
|<!--49-->There are 5 articles in category Lore: Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit. | |||
|<!--50-->Исправленный баг #888: В игре присутствовал аллигатор-алкоголик | |||
|<!--51-->Fixed Bug #563: Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass | |||
|<!--52-->If cow cheese is made from cow’s milk, what is dwarven cheese made of? | |||
|<!--53-->''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br />Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching | |||
|<!--54-->Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn | |||
|<!--55-->«You know, Urist, you’ve got a mind like an +Ash Trap+.»--Destor | |||
|<!--56-->'''Zander J:''' «Есть какой-нибудь способ остановить миграцию без достижения лимита населения?»<br />'''Yanlin:''' «Магма.» | |||
|<!--57-->An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He’s probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls. | |||
|<!--58-->flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy | |||
|<!--59-->«Dwarf Fortress: Screw mining for fish, we’re fishing for rocks!» -Duke 2.0 | |||
|<!--60-->'''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br /> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot. | |||
|<!--61--><Forkez> I don’t get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing. | |||
|<!--62-->«If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.» | |||
|<!--63-->«Since the Elves said they won’t let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead.» | |||
|<!--64-->Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br /><br />I REPEAT, DON’T!! EVER!! | |||
|<!--65-->If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I’d ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...> | |||
|<!--66-->The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!! | |||
|<!--67-->Единственная вещь, которая нужна дварфу — это камни. И бухло... и магма... но главное — камни. | |||
|<!--68-->В: «Как одним дварфом победить орочью осаду?»<br /> | |||
О: «С помощью рычага.» | |||
|<!--69-->«Клянусь Богом, однажды я увидел дварфа, который был очень сильным, очень ловким, очень выносливым... и чистым. Но, вероятно, это был страшный сон.» | |||
|<!--70-->«So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??» --alway | |||
|<!--71--><nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki><br />Спасибо. Хотел бы я это знать три форта назад. | |||
|<!--72-->«Дварфийский ребенок будучи похищен и воспитан в гоблинском сообществе может бри... бриться.»<br /> --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--73-->Баг #871: дети, рожденные на лестницах, тут же разбиваются насмерть. | |||
|<!--74-->Известный баг: некоторые цивилизации украшают вещи почвой. | |||
|<!--75-->Баг #1031: Вьючное животное торговцев, найденное в режиме приключения на старом месте высадки, носило полный комплект одежды. | |||
|<!--76-->«[[Magma|Магма]] решает все проблемы. [[Fire|Огонь]] лишь сжигает [[booze|выпивку]].» -sonerohi | |||
|<!--77-->You can’t yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that’s now within reach. --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--78-->Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, … This isn’t going to get better. --PTTG?? | |||
|<!--79-->…and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG?? | |||
|<!--80-->Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: «When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup. He absolutely detests purring maggots.» | |||
|<!--81-->«I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood.» — Toady the Great One | |||
|<!--82-->Game Features: How much you ''want''? System Requirements: How much you ''got''? — Aqizzar | |||
|<!--83-->The carp has drowned. | |||
|<!--84-->I added two levers. One opens the magma. The other sets free all the cats. --Someone in Headshoots | |||
|<!--85-->"As Manbaspecut, Human Merchant is stricken by melancholy! ""Muskox has gone stark raving mad!"" I think something is wrong with the human caravan..." | |||
|<!--86-->Somebody needs to build an active volcano inside a fortress inside an active volcano. --Boksi | |||
|<!--87-->It has stats. It can be killed. | |||
|<!--88-->Bug #432: Bones pop out of coffins. | |||
|<!--89-->Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago. | |||
|<!--90-->If I <em>remembered</em> what the damn lever did, I'd <em>pull</em> it! <...pulls lever anyway...> | |||
|<!--91-->Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine. | |||
|<!--92-->So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy a dwarven civilization while only managing a single town?? | |||
|<!--93-->Kara Mase, the Glory of Amusing: Engraved on the wall is an image of a dwarf and an elf. The dwarf is committing a depraved act on the elf. | |||
|<!--94-->Once saw a water skin with red beryl spikes. I still wonder how you would drink from that. | |||
|<!--95-->Watching a kobold thief be chased by batman is very satisfying. | |||
|<!--96-->Kol Tölunimush has been ecstatic lately. He killed somebody by accident while sparring recently. He took joy in slaughter lately. He has lost a lover to tragedy lately. He has witnessed death. He had a satisfying sparring session recently. | |||
|<!--97-->You haven't embarked on a quest — you've joined a religion. --Quietust | |||
|<!--98-->"The alert statuses (i.e., ""Stay Indoors"") have been entirely redone. You may set several custom alerts with user defined [[scheduling]]." | |||
|<!--99-->There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay. --[[Toady One]] | |||
|<!--100-->Mew? <br />Chop! | |||
|<!--101-->If Dwarf Fortress geology is to be believed, then the Earth's core is made of microline and demons. | |||
|<!--102-->'They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8 | |||
|<!--103-->It started raining, then all my dwarves outside started bleeding to death. On inspection their upper bodies were missing. | |||
|<!--104-->It seems that a fresh recruit given a crossbow and a quiver with ammo in it will opt to run up to the enemy and bash them with the crossbow. | |||
|<!--105-->Bug introduced in the latest version: Firemen can have their flames severed. These flames then just lie around the place. | |||
|<!--106-->You stab Iron Man in the right leg from behind with your adamantine short sword, breaking away a piece of the gas and shattering the iron!<br>The Beak Dog is caught in a burst of Iron Man gas!<br>Beak Dog vomits into the Iron Man gas. | |||
|<!--107-->Urist McDairy, Milker cancels store item in stockpile: handling dangerous creature | |||
|<!--108-->Ildomushat, Fish Cleaner, cancels Clean Self: Could not find path. | |||
|<!--109-->Losing is [[Fun]]!!!<br>--The Motto of Dwarf Fortress | |||
|<!--110-->I hate walking under dwarven archways. You never know how many mechanized crossbows they have hidden underneath those damn things. | |||
|<!--111-->bibo ergo sum, I drink, therefore I am.<br />-- Dwarven Philosopher | |||
|<!--112-->This is a menacing iron spike. This object menaces with spikes of iron. | |||
|<!--113-->Kogsak is a deity of The Helpful Diamond. Kogsak most often takes the form of a dwarf and is associated with fortresses. | |||
|<!--114-->The Forgotten Beast pushes The Wrestler in the head, bruising the muscle, driving the skull through the brain, and tearing apart the brain! The Wrestler has been struck down! | |||
|<!--115-->Goblin Chops at the Diagnostician in the right leg, damaging the muscle! Urist McHouse is Unconscious! | |||
|<!--116-->Limul Itebdesis, trader has been Possessed. Limul Itebdesis, trader has created Stodir Isethlolor, a Mortgage-Backed Security! | |||
|<!--117-->The heart wound ended up being a guy getting shot in the arm, dropping his crossbow, running over to the opposing line, and jabbing his stack of bolts into somebody's chest. | |||
|<!--118-->"Giant mole has stolen a preserved prepared giant mole lung!<br>''""Hey, I want my grandfather back!""''" | |||
|<!--119-->You must construct additional barrels! — Speed112 | |||
|<!--120-->All I want is a major river next to a volcano with flux, sand and bituminous coal. | |||
|<!--121-->Do not taunt magma. | |||
|<!--122-->I bury my pets in gold coffins and my nobles in wood coffins. Pets before people, I say.--KingAuggie | |||
|<!--123-->[the cavern] is basically like the surface, except underground | |||
|<!--124-->"The fortress' randomly generated name was ""Greatestfailure"". " | |||
|<!--125-->"You stab the Human Thresher in the mouth with your large copper dagger, tearing the left cheek! ""The large copper dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!""" | |||
|<!--126-->The best way to determine how dangerous a fortress is, is to make only one dwarf with the burial job, and nothing else: the lower his social skills, the more dangerous the fortress is. -- RhenayaRhenaya. | |||
|<!--127-->Before retiring in the evening, heed my words and give yourself to volcanos — Ted Usmokatra, law-giver | |||
|<!--128-->Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods. | |||
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