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|1=I can’t put my finger on it. Something about this [[Fire|‼]]Cat tallow roast[[Fire|‼]] tastes funny.
|2=Toady withdraws from society. Toady has begun a [[Strange_mood|mysterious]] construction!
|3=Let us never forget the last words of Inod the Stoker, [http://archive.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fortress_Paintrag#1056 «Aaah! Gorillas!»]
|4=[[Children|Newborn]] Zuglar Baldnessgranite prefers to consume Gorilla. A sure sign of his unparalleled strength!
|5=[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/duke-nukem-image.php In an unrelated article] — I had no idea elephants could bounce that high!
|6=[[Toady]] looses a roaring laughter, [[Fey|fell]] and terrible! Toady has butchered a spammer!
|7=The critical question is this''':''' do elf bones yield more crossbow bolts than the average number of bolts necessary to kill an elf?
|8=«Dwarf Fortress» … «Как шахматы, только с маленькими людьми, которые могут [[fire|вспыхнуть]], как старые [[clothing|тряпки]], пропитаные дёгтем, и литрами [[booze|бухла]].» … «Ну как шахматы.»
|9=Dwarf Fortress has taught me that all the world’s problems would be substantially reduced had our parent civilizations never minted more than four stacks of [[coins]].
|10=Бухло делает всю работу в крепостях. Дварфы — всего лишь экзоскелеты для бухла.
|11=Мой валяющийся без сознания и истекающий кровью [[mayor|мэр]] только что издал указ о создании некоторых вещей.
|12=I can just imagine a wagon throwing a tantrum and tossing all its contents at people.
|13=Döbesh Udosdeb has been ecstatic lately. He was forced to eat a friend to survive. He enjoyed a truly decadent meal.
|14=Iron [[screw pump]] exercise equipment. Pump iron and get superdwarvenly strong!
|15=The violence, aggression, pain, madness, sadness of the ASCII characters never ceases to amaze me…
|16=Wait, you’re MAKING animals?<br>—''Torak''<br>At this moment, yes, I am smelting cows.<br>—''Spiders Everywhere''
|17=«Didn’t you read the manual? He he he he… the manual… …»<br>--[[Toady One]]
|18=(Compared to real-world years) Dwarven years are shorter.<br>--Sowelu<br><br>Very fitting to dwarves, I must add.<br>--Sean Mirrsen
|19=[[Magma]] is not a [[water]] source. Dwarves can’t drink it or supply it to their wounded.<br>--AlienChickenPie
|20=«<nowiki>[B]</nowiki>oats are the enemy of tiles. And tiles are the enemy of boats.»<br>--[[Toady One]]
|21=«I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren’t being respected for next time. Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example.»<br>--[[Toady One]]
|22=«You have been processed! Go forth, now, and edit!»<br>--Savok
|23=«What happened in 1048?» «Jreengus occurred.»
|24=Making rock instruments isn’t nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
|25=The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off… I should probably deal with that). --[[Toady One]]
|26=[FIREIMMUNE] makes them think that [[magma]] is safe but doesn’t actually make them fireproof. This can lead to some rather interesting results.
|27=Endok Cerolneth has begun a mysterious construction!
Endok Cerolneth, Planter has given birth to a girl.
|28=«Incendia sunt socia vestra, armaque vestra, fortesque Montis Domi.» «Magma is your ally, your weapon, the strength of the Mountain-Home.» --Eita
|29=«Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves.» --[[Toady One]]
|30=«…And I simply doubt we have a need for 7 fishery workers. On top of that, a second soap maker. The hell IS soap?!» --Zero
|31=«This is a terrible pun. All craftsdwarfship is of the poorest quality.» — [http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=21449.msg239558#msg239558 Soup_alex]
|32=«The default mental state of a dwarf is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition — a PRIVILEGE you have to EARN!» --Fedor
|33=«Why get normal cats? I buy lolcats in the embark screen. Much more fun to engrave about them.» --Yanlin
|34=«Dwarf Fortress taught me it was okay to make a suit out of my neighbour’s skin, as long as I gave it a name.»
|35=«Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants» --[[Toady One]]
|36=«There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game.» --[[Toady One]]
|37=«Hey, what does that flashing red and orange text mean? What? Why is there smoke everywhere? Oh god, are those BABIES on fire?» --StrawberryBunny
|38=«It’s never 'just a game' when you’re losing.»<br>--George Carlin (if he played Dwarf Fortress)
|39=Not that building a bridge out of soap makes much sense to begin with anyway.
|40=Note that while you cannot milk larger animals yourself, civilizations can still milk animals «off screen» for your benefit.
|41=Tosid Idenarzes likes tentacle demons for their corrupt intentions. «There! Now we’ve covered all of the seven deadly sins.»
|42=«Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death.»
|43=«Known bug #780: Town guard becomes a criminal after getting an adventurer’s stolen weapon stuck in his body.»
|44=«Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane.» --Ben jamm1n
|45=Kosoth Cilobonol, Bone Carver cancels Drink: Unconscious.
|46=Sizir the Snail of Bait is a deity of The Fresh Towers. Sizir most often takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with jealousy.
|47=Sibrek Tanbim likes Limestone, Tin, Smoky Quartz, the color crimson, bolts, scepters, anvils, and rock blocks for their lack of quality levels.
|48=Most vermin teleport, so nothing actually contains them. --Fuzzy
|49=There are 5 articles in category Lore: Armok, Cave Adaptation, Elephant, Philosopher, and Vomit.
|50=Исправленный баг #888: В игре присутствовал аллигатор-алкоголик
|51=Fixed Bug #563: Mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass
|52=If cow cheese is made from cow’s milk, what is dwarven cheese made of?
|53=''Belbezevost Närangagak Äkig:''<br>Goatsects the Raw Red Anus of Stretching
|54=Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction. --Zorgn
|55=«You know, Urist, you’ve got a mind like an +Ash Trap+.»--Destor
|56='''Zander J:''' «Есть какой-нибудь способ остановить миграцию без достижения лимита населения?»<br>'''Yanlin:''' «Магма.»
|57=An animal trainer just suddenly stopped working and hid himself in a workshop. He’s probably going to make a wardog out of rock and goblin skulls.
|58=flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy
|59=«Dwarf Fortress: Screw mining for fish, we’re fishing for rocks!» -Duke 2.0
|60='''Urdim Kutamèrith, Pump Operator, has created Rakusttenshed, a Glumprong blowgun!''' <br> Urdim, you are a freaking idiot.
|61=<Forkez> I don’t get the game, but I do get that tunnels flooded with water is a bad thing.
|62=«If you give a dwarf a fire, he will be warm for a night. If you set a dwarf on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.»
|63=«Since the Elves said they won’t let me cut down any trees, I bought 50 of their logs instead.»
|64=Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.<br><br>I REPEAT, DON’T!! EVER!!
|65=If I ''remembered'' what the &%^#*@! lever did, I’d ''pull'' it! <...pulls lever anyway...>
|66=The flood just came out of ''nowhere''!!!
|67=Единственная вещь, которая нужна дварфу — это камни. И бухло... и магма... но главное — камни.
|68=В: «Как одним дварфом победить орочью осаду?»<br>
О: «С помощью рычага.»
|69=«Клянусь Богом, однажды я увидел дварфа, который был очень сильным, очень ловким, очень выносливым... и чистым. Но, вероятно, это был страшный сон.»
|70=«So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??» --alway
|71=<nowiki>::facepalm::</nowiki><br>Спасибо. Хотел бы я это знать три крепости назад.
|72=«Дварфийский ребенок будучи похищен и воспитан в гоблинском сообществе может бри... бриться.»<br> --[[Toady One]]
|73=Баг #871: дети, рожденные на лестницах, тут же разбиваются насмерть.
|74=Известный баг: некоторые цивилизации украшают вещи почвой.
|75=Баг #1031: Вьючное животное торговцев, найденное в режиме приключения на старом месте высадки, носило полный комплект одежды.
|76=«[[Magma|Магма]] решает все проблемы. [[Fire|Огонь]] лишь сжигает [[booze|выпивку]].» -sonerohi
|77=You can’t yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that’s now within reach. --[[Toady One]]
|78=Look, there are roving clumps of sentient lava outside, … This isn’t going to get better. --PTTG??
|79=…and the only surviving dwarf is a noble who has mandated the construction of crowns and clear glass items to the empty halls. --PTTG??
|80=Adil Idenlocun is conflicted: «When possible he prefers to consume purring maggot, Dwarven ale and Dwarven syrup. He absolutely detests purring maggots.»
|81=«I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood.» — Toady the Great One
|82=Game Features: How much you ''want''? System Requirements: How much you ''got''? — Aqizzar
|83=The carp has drowned.
|84=I added two levers.  One opens the magma.  The other sets free all the cats.  --Someone in Headshoots
|85="As Manbaspecut, Human Merchant is stricken by melancholy! ""Muskox has gone stark raving mad!"" I think something is wrong with the human caravan..."
|86=Somebody needs to build an active volcano inside a fortress inside an active volcano. --Boksi
|87=It has stats. It can be killed.
|88=Bug #432: Bones pop out of coffins.
|89=Thanks. I wish I had known that about three forts ago.
|90=If I <em>remembered</em> what the damn lever did, I'd <em>pull</em> it! <...pulls lever anyway...>
|91=Sarvesh Ralrubal likes olivine, olivine and olivine.
|92=So let me get this straight. We managed to destroy a dwarven civilization while only managing a single town??
|93=Kara Mase, the Glory of Amusing: Engraved on the wall is an image of a dwarf and an elf. The dwarf is committing a depraved act on the elf.
|94=Once saw a water skin with red beryl spikes.  I still wonder how you would drink from that.
|95=Watching a kobold thief be chased by batman is very satisfying.
|96=Kol Tölunimush has been ecstatic lately.  He killed somebody by accident while sparring recently.  He took joy in slaughter lately.  He has lost a lover to tragedy lately.  He has witnessed death.  He had a satisfying sparring session recently.
|97=You haven't embarked on a quest — you've joined a religion. --Quietust
|98="The alert statuses (i.e., ""Stay Indoors"") have been entirely redone. You may set several custom alerts with user defined [[scheduling]]."
|99=There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena... it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay.  --[[Toady One]]
|100=Mew? <br>Chop!
|101=If Dwarf Fortress geology is to be believed, then the Earth's core is made of microline and demons.
|102='They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!' -Urdim McSquadLeader, mother of 8
|103=It started raining, then all my dwarves outside started bleeding to death. On inspection their upper bodies were missing.
|104=It seems that a fresh recruit given a crossbow and a quiver with ammo in it will opt to run up to the enemy and bash them with the crossbow.
|105=Bug introduced in the latest version: Firemen can have their flames severed. These flames then just lie around the place.
|106=You stab Iron Man in the right leg from behind with your adamantine short sword, breaking away a piece of the gas and shattering the iron!<br>The Beak Dog is caught in a burst of Iron Man gas!<br>Beak Dog vomits into the Iron Man gas.
|107=Urist McDairy, Milker cancels store item in stockpile: handling dangerous creature
|108=Ildomushat, Fish Cleaner, cancels Clean Self: Could not find path.
|109=Losing is [[Fun]]!!!<br>--The Motto of Dwarf Fortress
|110=I hate walking under dwarven archways. You never know how many mechanized crossbows they have hidden underneath those damn things.
|111=bibo ergo sum, I drink, therefore I am.<br>-- Dwarven Philosopher
|112=This is a menacing iron spike. This object menaces with spikes of iron.
|113=Kogsak is a deity of The Helpful Diamond. Kogsak most often takes the form of a dwarf and is associated with fortresses.
|114=The Forgotten Beast pushes The Wrestler in the head, bruising the muscle, driving the skull through the brain, and tearing apart the brain! The Wrestler has been struck down!
|115=Goblin Chops at the Diagnostician in the right leg, damaging the muscle! Urist McHouse is Unconscious!
|116=Limul Itebdesis, trader has been Possessed. Limul Itebdesis, trader has created Stodir Isethlolor, a Mortgage-Backed Security!
|117=The heart wound ended up being a guy getting shot in the arm, dropping his crossbow, running over to the opposing line, and jabbing his stack of bolts into somebody's chest.
|118="Giant mole has stolen a preserved prepared giant mole lung!<br>''""Hey, I want my grandfather back!""''"
|119=You must construct additional barrels! — Speed112
|120=All I want is a major river next to a volcano with flux, sand and bituminous coal.
|121=Do not taunt magma.
|122=I bury my pets in gold coffins and my nobles in wood coffins. Pets before people, I say.--KingAuggie
|123=[the cavern] is basically like the surface, except underground
|124="The fortress' randomly generated name was ""Greatestfailure"". "
|125="You stab the Human Thresher in the mouth with your large copper dagger, tearing the left cheek! ""The large copper dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!"""
|126=The best way to determine how dangerous a fortress is, is to make only one dwarf with the burial job, and nothing else: the lower his social skills, the more dangerous the fortress is. -- RhenayaRhenaya.
|127=Before retiring in the evening, heed my words and give yourself to volcanos — Ted Usmokatra, law-giver
|128=Upon coming of age, about 8, Urist McYoung Made an artifact, became mayor and promptly mandated the construction of slade goods.
|129=В принципе всё просто.<br>КОПАЙ @ ДОБЫВАЙ / ПРОИЗВОДИ@ЗАЩИЩАЙ<br>Только проработано до жутких мелочей, чем и цепляет.
|130=Dwarf Fortress: You've already lost.
|131=A sober fortress makes even a mental hospital seem like a pleasant place to live.
|132=A typical Dwarven nightmare consists of running out of booze or getting a beard lopped off in an accident.
|133=There are two ways of dealing with goblins in a tree. One is by marksdwarves. The other is by flooding the world with magma.
|134=Portal and Dwarf Fortress share a mystical trend. It is !!Science!!.
|135=The were-capybara is only one of the myriad lunatic monsters that terrorize the living. -- Threetoe
|136=The only time I ever saw the stupid thing fly, was to cross the aqueduct, to the beer hall. -- Fredd
|137=(On artifacts) I got a flint door, called The Noiseless Odors. -- Nyxalinth
|138=So apparently she became queen before becoming a twilight freak wife. Fascinating. -- Samuel
|139=The zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age -- Toady One
|140=Got a few barrels of beetle ichor and duck blood, gave some pig cheese in exchange. Made a present of three coffins to the queen.
|141=I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse. -- Toady One
|142=The Sasquatch corpse has lodged firmly in the wound! The goblin has been struck down!
|143=[22:57:46] <Dik_> How do I wash myself up from blood?<br>[23:06:20] <Dik_> How the fuck do I get out of the river?
|144=No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you to death with it. You won't respawn.
|145=My refuse pile just woke up and ate my dwarves, who in turn got up themselves and started eating the other dwarves.
|146=[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=2264 bug 2264: Adv. Mode travel (near oceans) teleports player underground and turns them into an underground creature]
|147=[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=5921 Bug #5921: Biting dwarves in minecarts infinitely increases combat range]
|148=Fort flooded. So that's what an aquifer is. -- Exelixi
|149=Axedwarf looks surprised by the ferocity of Spearmasters onslaught. Spearmaster charges at Axedwarf . Spearmaster stabs axedwarf in the left eye with his +Adamantine spear+ ,Lightly tapping the target.
|150=In 4, the Castle of Fortune of the Tombs of Gold constructed the Hell of Taxing in Entrancedcrafts.
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Бухло делает всю работу в крепостях. Дварфы — всего лишь экзоскелеты для бухла.

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